"Try That" In South Dakota
"Try That" In South Dakota
Tales Of What Happens To Liberal Bullies From Blue States
Last night President Donald J. Trump returned to the Black Hills in the free State of South Dakota for the second time in three years to accept the endorsement of the governor, Kristi Noem. Below are two tales that will help explain why the Mt. Rushmore State is the freest in America.
DO NOT MESS WITH A SOUTH DAKOTAN
Phil walked into a buffet restaurant in the gorgeous Black Hills of South Dakota for lunch. As he was putting food on his plate a young man sporting a bun, which meant he had to be a tourist, noticed that Phil had a firearm on his hip and told him that his kids were afraid of his gun. Phil ignored him. Then the Liberal weenie shouted: “What do you need a gun for?” Phil ignored him. “Hey old man! What if I took that gun away from you?” the weenie shouted. As he turned around Phil said: “You just made two mistakes: calling me an old man and threatening to take my gun.” The weenie, his wife and kids quickly got up and left. It was then that Phil noticed the muscular middle-aged man standing behind him. That man, whom Phil did not know, told him that he was ready to back him up if the weenie made good on his threat.
“Try That In A Small Town” is a perfect way to describe Phil’s encounter with a Delusional Liberal. See the lyrics below.
CHEF LEFT LIBERAL BULLY SPEECHLESS
Sarah’s cafe is a well-known eatery for locals. Tour buses driving around the Black Hills bring tourists there because the food is good and service is speedy. Above the front door of the cafe is a “we support police” and “all lives matter” signs that Sarah put up years ago. When a tour bus dropped off its load of tourists, one middle-aged woman from the East Coast, we will call her Karen, immediately demanded to speak to the manager.
Karen demanded to know why those signs were over the door and started to “educate” Sarah about how police do not protect the community, they only hunt down black men. After telling her that she is free to eat elsewhere, Sarah asked Karen if she wanted to talk with her chef, a black man. Karen, the Liberal Bully, declined.
Later, while the tourist group was eating, this arrogant jackass would not drop the subject. Other patrons were forced to listen to her delusional rhetoric. The chef could stand it no longer, so he went to the tourists’ table and told her that blacks are not victims of police and she did not know what she was talking about. She was speechless.
As the tour guide was leading the tourists out the door after their meals, he stopped long enough to ask Sarah “are we good?” She replied: “We are good, but don’t bring back any more jackasses like her.” He nodded. Of course, it is hard to tell from appearances which person is a Delusional Liberal and which is a Normal American. They must open their mouths first.
Lyrics of Jason Aldean’s Record-Breaking Song:
“Try That In A Small Town”
Sucker punch somebody on a sidewalk
Carjack an old lady at a red light
Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store
Ya think it's cool, well, act a fool if ya like
Cuss out a cop, spit in his face
Stomp on the flag and light it up
Yeah, ya think you're tough
Well, try that in a small town
See how far ya make it down the road
Around here, we take care of our own
You cross that line, it won't take long
For you to find out, I recommend you don't
Try that in a small town
Got a gun that my granddad gave me
They say one day they're gonna round up
Well, that shit might fly in the city, good luck
Try that in a small town
See how far ya make it down the road
Around here, we take care of our own
You cross that line, it won't take long
For you to find out, I recommend you don't
Try that in a small town
Full of good ol' boys, raised up right
If you're looking for a fight
Try that in a small town
Try that in a small town
Try that in a small town
See how far ya make it down the road
Around here, we take care of our own
You cross that line, it won't take long
For you to find out, I recommend you don't
Try that in a small town
Try that in a small town
Ooh-ooh
Try that in a small town
careful now, not to get too romantic about small town
Otherwise a good Sunday read
This is a heartwarming story, but at its core it is very disturbing. The fact that the American media has the power to brainwash idiots like these by the millions suggests that our republic is on its last legs.