Three "Bob Fergusons" Running For Washington Governor

AG Ferguson's Name Is 13th On Ballot

In Washington’s August primary, there are three Bob Fergusons running for governor, Democrats all. This was a very clever maneuver dreamed up by Glen Morgan, a conservative who has a knack for annoying elected Democrats and their delusional progressive allies.

WASHINGTONIANS ARE DESPERATE TO RETAIN SOME FREEDOM

The current Democrat governor chose not to run for a fourth term. Having done all the damage he could, Jay Inslee decided to leave the state.* As Inslee signed ever more bills, such as banning natural gas and putting illegal aliens above Americans in the workplace, designed to cancel ever more of our freedoms listed in the Bill of Rights, Washingtonians tried & failed to recall him in 2022. Now that he is stepping down, we are wishing he would stay. Despite the fact that Attorney General Bob Ferguson graduated from law school, he has even less respect for Americans’ constitutional rights than the outgoing governor. Don’t believe me? Check out the bill he personally drafted^ to throw Christians, Conservatives, Republicans and other freethinkers into re-education camps, or worse:

CORRUPT ELECTIONS GIVE AG FERGUSON A LEG UP

The previous Secretary of State (in charge of elections) established election procedures to ensure President Trump would not win the state in 2020. She was so successful, the Biden Regime hired her for a high level position in CISA, the censorship agency within Mayorkas’ Department of Homeland Security. The current Secretary of State has not only kept these fraud-inducing programs in place, but has added to them to ensure Democrats continue ownership of the state in perpetuity.

Facing the prospect of getting an even more draconian governor, Glen Morgan researched the number of “Bob Fergusons” residing in the state and found 53. He convinced two of them to file for governor in August’s Democrat primary. Since Washington has a “jungle primary,” wherein the top two vote getters will advance to the general election in November, it is possible that two Republicans or two Democrats will be on the general ballot. If one of the “other” Bob Fergusons and the GOP candidate, Semi Bird, are the top two vote getters, AG Ferguson is OUT!!!!

The two “other” Bob Fergusons have so far only been identified as a retired state worker living in Yakima (central part of the state) and a military veteran living in Graham (western part of the state, 45 miles south of Seattle). They will share the August 6th primary ballot with Attorney General Bob Ferguson and 27 other candidates for governor.

Morgan said this had been in the works for a while as he contacted some of the 53 Washington residents named Bob Ferguson. “Not every one of them wants their name associated with the guy running for governor,” he said. Morgan said he had to scramble to raise money to cover the filing fee of $1,982.57 for each of the two Fergusons. Neither is politically experienced but both share a distaste for the attorney general with the same name, according to Morgan.

WHAT WILL SECRETARY OF STATE DO?

The next important move is in the hands of the Democrat Secretary of State Steve Hobbs. Typically, in races for partisan offices, ballots contain only candidates’ names and their preferred party. Under state law, if two or more candidates file for the same office with names similar enough to confuse voters, information can be added on the ballot to help differentiate them.

Hobbs must decide what extra wording to add.** Occupation is one example he is considering. Whatever Hobbs decides, you can be assured it will be designed to help AG Ferguson. Meanwhile, state election officials set the ballot order Friday through the random drawing of numbers. The late-arriving Bob Fergusons will be the second and third listed on the ballot. The attorney general landed 13th on the ballot.

*I am being facetious here. There is no word yet of Inslee’s retirement plans.

^Attorney Generals’ offices never write legislation. Bill drafting is always done by the Legislature’s counsel office at the request of a senator or representative who has an idea for a bill.

**Such differentiation may be made by the inclusion of the candidate's occupation, status as incumbent or challenger, or by any other means which, in the judgment of the filing officer, fairly and impartially distinguishes the candidates. The filing officer may solicit suggestions and input from the candidates involved in order to resolve the situation.