Secret Service Management Loses Its Mind

Ever notice the stone-faced, dark-clothed individuals with ear pieces hanging around President Trump? Chances are, these are his Secret Service detail* who are tasked with protecting him. As a former Secret Service agent who protected Clinton, Bush 43 and Obama, Dan Bongino still has friends within the Secret Service. They are telling him that they have never seen higher threat assessments against any protectee than they are seeing right now.

TRUMP’S LIFE IS IN DANGER

Who is the protectee Secret Service agents are talking about, the target they are worried about? Of course, it is presidential candidate Donald J. Trump. What is Secret Service management doing about it? We don’t know because their tactics are, well, secret. But, we do know that management is worried by their agents’ tie color. Yes, you read that correctly. An email has leaked out wherein management is telling all Secret Service agents that they cannot wear red ties. Why? Because Trump usually wears a red tie. In the email, management is claiming the wearing of red ties shows solidarity with Trump and that is not allowed. Agents can, however, still wear Ray-Ban Aviator sunglasses.

*It is my understanding that Trump, when he became a Secret Service protectee eight years ago, continued to employ the private bodyguards he had as one of the most recognizable businessmen in America, and retained them during his presidency. I do hope he still has them because assassination is the only tactic that Democrats have not yet tried. Or, have they?